clackamas
@chaos_director
about washington
washington is the hospitality wing of cat lap. chairs, blankets, music vibes, and that half-remembered feeling of being supported even while your legs are noodles.
will absolutely ignore you for hours until you have earned a head boop, at which point you are allowed to continue your emotional arc.
vibe metrics
blankets approved
all of them, as long as washington gets the best one.
music taste
anything that makes humans cry on lap 60 in a cathartic way.
hospitality policy
you may borrow a chair, but you may not move it once it has been curated into the vibe.
preferred interaction
slow blink from a safe distance, then a surprise cuddle at 3 a.m.
top friends
klickitat
@lap_auditor
cat lap 2026
@event_page
guestbook
tyler
today · 07:02
molly
last night · 23:18