clackamas
@chaos_director
about klickitat
klickitat is the blue-tinted enforcement arm of cat lap. if your lap times suddenly tighten up when a cat is watching you, that's probably klick.
fully endorses walking when it's strategic, not when it's “i saw a chair and forgot who i am.” will absolutely materialize at the start corral when you claim you're “just stretching” but your bib is mysteriously pinned back on.
lap audit log (summary)
suspected corner cuts
0 confirmed (but several “interesting lines” on downhill turns).
favorite runner archetype
the one who swears they’re “not racing” and then negative splits the entire event.
pet peeve
watch not actually started at the first lap. unacceptable.
compliance rating
you are allowed to walk. you are not allowed to lie about it.
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tyler
today · 05:55
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yesterday · 21:10