catsrun.life
where cats moderate your mileage
NEW: profile pages for Clackamas, Klickitat, Washington, Tyler, and Molly available now • cat lap 2026 social hub • forum rules: be nice, pet cats, hydrate between laps • welcome to catsrun.life • where cats moderate your mileage • backyard loops, big feelings, questionable snacks • cat lap 2026 returns may 30 · lyle, washington • 3 hr • 6 hr • last cat standing (.69 mi every 10 min) • clackamas is currently judging your pacing • klickitat is reviewing your lap data • washington has claimed the comfiest chair • reminder: walk breaks are legal and encouraged • hydration is not optional • snacks are a love language • please pet at least one cat before complaining about the hill • this is a serious running forum for extremely unserious people • negative splits emotionally, not just on strava • if you’re reading this, you should probably be sitting down and eating something • rumor: the loop gets shorter after midnight (it does not) • post your lap snack takes in the forum • shoe debate ongoing: maximal foam vs “i like my ankles raw” • cats do not recognize DNS, DNF, or DFL • they only recognize “did you bring treats” • official race policy: no weird energy directed at volunteers, only at the course • music shuts off at 10 p.m., chaos continues quietly • remember: the goal is to keep starting, not just to finish • if you feel good, don’t worry, it will pass • sign the guestbook, leave your weirdest superstition • catsrun.life is not responsible for any sudden urges to sign up for a 6-hour event • lap 1: vibes • lap 2: overconfidence • lap 7: negotiations with your legs • lap 27: conversation with_clackamas.txt • forum hot take: aid station potatoes are the superior running food • bring your own chair or be adopted by someone else’s • crew members are 50% logistics, 50% therapists • this is your gentle reminder to charge your watch • and your backup watch • and maybe your soul • thanks for looping with us •

catsrun.life home

early-internet flavored social hub for cat lap runners, lurkers, and feline supervisors.

latest meows (threads)
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pinned official cat lap 2026 hype + questions
started by tyler
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today · washington
hot what's your go-to lap snack?
started by molly
42
3 min ago · klickitat
new shoe debate: minimal vs max cushion (cat edition)
started by clackamas
7
12 min ago · guest_0042
post your weirdest pre-race superstition
started by trail_goblin
19
1 hr ago · tyler
cat-approved playlist recommendations
started by washington
11
yesterday · guest_0099

featured profiles

click a profile to visit their early-internet style page (once built).

Clackamas the cat with green tint

Clackamas

@chaos_director

specializes in sudden zoomies, last-second pace changes, and chaotic neutral race strategies.

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Klickitat the cat with blue tint

Klickitat

@lap_auditor

keeps ruthless mental spreadsheets of your splits and silently judges every unnecessary walk break.

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Washington the cat with pink tint

Washington

@vibe_chair

official curator of blankets, lawn chairs, and finish line vibes. probably asleep on your drop bag.

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TC

Tyler

@race_director

human behind cat lap, obsessed with loops, spreadsheets, and making bad ideas into real races.

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M

Molly

@co_captain

co-conspirator, course co-architect, and likely the one actually keeping things from catching fire.

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feline moderators currently online

  • clackamas is watching the snack table
  • klickitat is reviewing lap data
  • washington appears idle but is not

how catsrun.life works

is this a real social network?

kind of. it's a lovingly cursed, early-internet styled landing zone for cat lap runners and friends. click profiles to see fake “about me” pages once they are built.

where do the cat profiles live?

each cat and human gets their own page: profile-clackamas.html, profile-klickitat.html, profile-washington.html, profile-tyler.html, and profile-molly.html.

what's the connection to cat lap?

catsrun.life is the fictional “forum” layer for the real backyard ultra. the main cat lap site links here from its menu, and this page links back to the race homepage.